1. Umbrellas are uselesss. They are no match for the telentless, gale- force winds.
2. Show up downtown at 10 p.m. and you`ll be dancing with youself. Things don`t get started until 2 a.m.
3. Don`t look for the train station. The railroad hasn`t made it to iceland yet.
4. Formalitites are for fogies. Everyone is on a first name basis (including the phone book).
5. Cash is a thing of the past. Iceland is a modern plastic nation.
6. Buying rounds is throwing your krona down the can. Beer reciprocity is not a virtue in Icelandic bars.
7. Skip the tip. It`s not expected and the service isn`t going to get any better.
8. Make no attempt to line up in Iceland. You will be alone in your endeaqvor.
9. A paper mam isn`t going to make it through a day of Icelandic weather. Dork out and laminate everything you can get your hands on.
10. Biking is a sport for the intrepid alone. It`s always an uphill battle with the wind in your face.
11. The ring road is no place for gourmet fare. It`s hot dogs and lamb heads or nothing at all.
12. Sheep insurance. Don`t leave home without it. The roads are chock- full of them.
13. Shopping around for gas in the countryside is not wise. Cough up the cash and take it when you can`t find it (lest you get stranded).
14. Release your inhibitions in the swimming pool charging rooms. Takie it all off! We won`t peak!
15. No need to hurry in the shower. There`s no end to the hot water (thanks to the volcanoes).
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